Friday, May 16, 2008

Foto Friday and Write Your Own Caption

My kitchen is a tornado and the living room is a disaster. The bathroom needs to be vacuumed (what? YOUR bathroom doesn't have lovely blue carpet in it?) and the laundry needs to be hidden. About 25 people will be here tomorrow for Evie's First Birthday Cake Smash Bash. I am a disorganized mess.

At the moment I feel like I can't think my way out of a paper bag.

So. Help me with my post. Please? Write me a caption for this picture of the birthday girl. Make me laugh. Over the next 24 hours I'm going to need it.
P.S. Angie! I know I promised to do your meme today, but I am a dork. Let's just leave it at that and hope that I can come up with something brilliant over the weekend...XO

41 comments:

SuperCoolMom said...

Sorry, I've got nothin'.

Happy Birthday Evie. I'd go to the park.

DeeDee said...

"Whoever came up with that five second BS needs to be kicked in the nads!"

Hope the birthday party is a huge success!!

Crazymamaof6 said...

"you told me you'd buy me a diamond ring! and all i got was this rock?"

or "coordinating my shoes to match my lipstick was no problem! doesn't it pull together this outfit fabulously?"

hee hee! she is darling. and that cherry mouth is SO CUTE! and of course i love her shoes. good luck with the dash and stash! that's how i handle parties at my house!

Spammon said...

'Evie finds dog poo'

Kami said...

"MOMMY! She took my chocolate! Oh the humanity!"

Mom not Mum said...

WHAT did you say was in this?

Tiaras & Tantrums said...

come see me for a bit - i've left you a little flavor

Melissa said...

I'm Popeye the Sailor Girl, toot!

Sorry, couldn't help it!

Are You Serious! said...

♡ She's so cute! I'm so not clever w/this kind of stuff! However I'm liking crazymama's! Good luck this weekend!!!

Karen said...

"All the fun went to ..."

Sorry, I had to. She just looks like she's not having much at the moment.

Mamarazzi said...

"Don't be jealous, i work hard to be this cute. Yeah i don't belive me either, being cute is like totally easy"

Happy Birthday Evie~

Feener said...

oh man, who slipped a lemon in my blueberries ??

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Yum! Dog poo is delicious!

Sarah Brooks said...

"Tehehe, Snort, snort, tehehe, snort!"

Jessica said...

Happy birthday Evie..Have fun eating your cake..dig in..get dirty. Sorry I have nothing clever for your pic..Brain is drained..

Wendi said...

"What? You told me this was chocolate"!!!

Happy Birthday Evie!

andrea j said...

"Why are you always telling me NO?!"

Good luck with the house cleaning. Have a fun birthday party.

angie said...

Nothin' I can come up with touches the other ones. Man are they great!

Wishing you and Evie a wonderful birthday bash. With a big nap afterwards......

Nettie said...

I've got nuthin.

I love that you said you needed to "hide" the laundry instead of "do" the laundry!

Hope its a great party!

KATE said...

"Oh, not that damn camera again!" hee hee

Love her & LOVE that picture!

I also like ~
"Crap this popsicle is COLD!"

Misty said...

How about "You talkin to me?".

Jill said...

Ok, can't think of a cute topic for Evie because I'm still stuck on the vacuuming the blue carpet in the bathroom. That's making me laugh. Sorry. :) At least you'll never really know if the floor's dirty.

Hope you have a great party!

Nat Nat said...

"Mine!"

Laundry Room is my favorite stashing place, for more than just laundry. Love that I am not alone. Good Luck!

Happy Birthday Evie!!
can't wait to see the pictures ;)

Casey's trio said...

Hope you have a great b-day bash...sorry I'm not creative enough to come up wiht a fun caption, but I think you have plenty to choose from:)

Gulf Coast Mommy said...

sorry no time for caption writing for me....I also have a house to clean and a party to get together for TOMORROW!!!! "I want a princess party mommy!" ahhhhh. mumbledamnedhouseworkmumble
why do we clean when we know after the fact it will look as though we never did anyhow?
in conclusion... happy birthday to your little 1 hope things go wonderfully.
much love and respect~gulfcoastmommy

Colorado Writer said...

"What am I eating?"

Bee-Lissa said...

"No cake for you until you vacuum your bathroom young lady!"

just jamie said...

"I want another posicle beeyatch."

(Okay, sorry, hope it gave you a laugh.)

Susie said...

"What do you mean chocolate?? I am the birthday girl and I wanted sprinkles!!!!"

Come to think about it, we don't need a birthday to have sprikles around here.

OMG carpet in the bathroom! I used to have a horrid green one in my old house!

Good luck with the party--I bet it'll be great. Happy Birthday Evie!

Chas said...

I know it's a little late for your party, but how about a little

"Evie Oh!Oh!"

forgetfulone said...

crazymomma of 6 has a great idea! I have a tag for you if you'd like to come take a look.
http://forgetfulone.blogspot.com/2008/05/just-another-tag.html

giggles said...

" I thought you said this was a smartie!"


Happy Birthday Evie!

Laski said...

"What do you mean, NO MORE after this one?"

Happy Birthday to EVIE!!! A year already. When I first started visiting you she was younger than J is now. Wow.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

"Where are my minions? COME HERE, MINIONS!"

kellyo75 said...

Old?? Who YOU callin' OLD??

Evie is adorable. I hope her birthday was a blast!!

Christine said...

Ooooo, me thinks that is a bit sour!


What a cute picture.

freetofly said...

"Ewww! I think I better stick to pickle juice, instead of berries!"

(Like sister!) ;)

P.S. I have green carpet in mine, much to my dismay! Kay-sa-rah-sa-rah!

freetofly said...

"Ewww! I think I better stick to pickle juice, instead of berries!"

(Like sister!) ;)

P.S. I have green carpet in mine, much to my dismay! Kay-sa-rah-sa-rah!

Cookie said...

She is so cute! I loved reading about her one year in review too.
As for a caption, how about, "My Mommy is better than your mommy!"

Dawn/Cookie

Amz said...

So glad to hear other people have crazy days like this and are normal!

carrie & troy keiser said...

I'm late again, but here ya go:
"Say What? I'm NOT getting a party?!"